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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2008 8:39:25 GMT
A bus conductor in the States was convicted of murder after throwing an elderly lady off his bus - resulting in her untimely death.
Sentence was passed by the court and he was taken to await execution by the electric chair.
At the appointed time he was taken from the cell bound, hooded and strapped to the chair.
The order was given for the power to be switched on and the executioner advanced the 'throttle' - 5,000 volts, 10,000 volts and increasing. All the time the prisoner was sitting laughing in the chair. Eventually, when full power was reached, every fuse in the building blew. When power was restored, the prisoner was found to be still sitting in the chair laughing quietly to himself.
Because the law stated that anyone surviving full power had to be released, the prisoner was duly freed, but as he was leaving the warder asked if he could explain the strange events. The prisoner replied.....................
"I guess I'm just a bad conductor!!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2008 23:25:00 GMT
Slap!
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Post by greeny253 on Apr 26, 2008 7:05:40 GMT
B'dum... As corny goes that tops it
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2008 14:23:13 GMT
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Post by jrussa on Apr 26, 2008 19:59:50 GMT
LOL That joke is pretty good!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2008 20:34:58 GMT
A bus driver died and went to heaven. He joined the queue at the Pearly Gates where he was quickly followed by a priest. After awhile St Peter appeared and said "Do we have a bus driver in the queue?" the driver stepped forward and faced St Peter. " Here you are", said St Peter " Take this golden robe, this golden staff and stand on that golden cloud over there"
Next St peter said "Do we have a priest in the queue" The priest stepped forward and faced St Peter." Here you are", said St Peter " Take this cotton robe, this wooden staff and stand on that white cloud over there"
The priest said "This can"t be right, I've served God all my life, I took care of my parishioners and all that man did was drive a bus"
St Peter replied "Up here we go on results...while you preached people slept....while he drove people prayed"
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Post by john on May 4, 2008 13:36:45 GMT
Lol, sounds like a London bus driver ;D
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2008 18:35:30 GMT
LOL ;D ;D ;D
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Post by greeny253 on May 4, 2008 20:45:59 GMT
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Post by lc1 on May 5, 2008 2:12:12 GMT
Reminds me of what I'm going to have put on my gravestone,
Here lies lc1 who died peacfully in his sleep, unlike his passengers who died screaming.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2008 12:00:58 GMT
Reminds me of what I'm going to have put on my gravestone, Here lies lc1 who died peacfully in his sleep, unlike his passengers who died screaming. ;D ;D ;D I actually remember you saying that ages ago  |
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Post by Volvo on May 9, 2008 16:47:27 GMT
A bus conductor in the States was convicted of murder after throwing an elderly lady off his bus - resulting in her untimely death. Sentence was passed by the court and he was taken to await execution by the electric chair. At the appointed time he was taken from the cell bound, hooded and strapped to the chair. The order was given for the power to be switched on and the executioner advanced the 'throttle' - 5,000 volts, 10,000 volts and increasing. All the time the prisoner was sitting laughing in the chair. Eventually, when full power was reached, every fuse in the building blew. When power was restored, the prisoner was found to be still sitting in the chair laughing quietly to himself. Because the law stated that anyone surviving full power had to be released, the prisoner was duly freed, but as he was leaving the warder asked if he could explain the strange events. The prisoner replied..................... "I guess I'm just a bad conductor!!" That made me laugh ;D ;D ;D that is funny. |
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Post by Volvo on May 9, 2008 16:49:01 GMT
A bus driver died and went to heaven. He joined the queue at the Pearly Gates where he was quickly followed by a priest. After awhile St Peter appeared and said "Do we have a bus driver in the queue?" the driver stepped forward and faced St Peter. " Here you are", said St Peter " Take this golden robe, this golden staff and stand on that golden cloud over there" Next St peter said "Do we have a priest in the queue" The priest stepped forward and faced St Peter." Here you are", said St Peter " Take this cotton robe, this wooden staff and stand on that white cloud over there" The priest said "This can"t be right, I've served God all my life, I took care of my parishioners and all that man did was drive a bus" St Peter replied "Up here we go on results...while you preached people slept....while he drove people prayed" That another good one ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by ServerKing on May 23, 2008 21:44:09 GMT
'Is everyone on the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a young lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2008 0:53:05 GMT
'Is everyone on the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a young lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry. Oh dear ;D ;D |
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