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Post by arrivamers270jua on Sept 30, 2008 21:03:02 GMT
Passenger, does this bus go to the University?
Driver, no, this bus is NOT that clever!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2008 17:50:15 GMT
Passenger, does this bus go to the University? Driver, no, this bus is NOT that clever!!!!!!  ;D Hehe I quite like that one actually. |
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Post by arrivamers270jua on Oct 2, 2008 21:05:56 GMT
An Inspector gets on the bus, goes up to the top deck. 'Tickets please?'
He looks at one fellow's ticket and says, 'Where did you get on ?'
The Passenger says: Downstairs, stupid!!!!!
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Post by arrivamers270jua on Oct 2, 2008 21:26:34 GMT
Passenger, does this bus go to the Hospital?
Driver, ONLY when it's not well!!!
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Post by arrivamers270jua on Oct 6, 2008 12:42:58 GMT
Driver, i've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants.
It's driving me nuts!!!!
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Post by arrivamers270jua on Oct 23, 2008 22:39:15 GMT
Ok, not to do with a bus, but i think this joke is funny anyway.
Apparently, there were heavy delays on the London Underground, &, LU made this announcement.
"We apologize for the delays caused on the Underground today, this was due to a severe points failure in the Tottenham area". ;D ;D
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Post by john on Oct 23, 2008 23:09:52 GMT
 That's all i'm hearing at the moment. Oh, and just so you know, we lost 2-0 tonight and had another red card 
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Post by Steve80 on Oct 24, 2008 4:07:05 GMT
Being an arsenal supporter, I shouldn't feel sympathy for you guys but I do. I even miss the banter with my collegues who are tottenham followers. They don't say anything about football to me now |
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Post by Swadbus on Oct 28, 2008 0:21:42 GMT
Passenger, does this bus go to the Hospital? Driver, ONLY when it's not well!!! I always find it amusing when when checking passengers travel documents and we ask where they are travelling to? A standard reply is "home" - Yes i'm a psychic inspector, like i know where "home" is! ;D ;D  ----------------- Passenger: Can i have a return ticket please? Driver: Where to? Passenger: Back here of course!!  ;D ----------------- |
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Post by ServerKing on Oct 30, 2008 17:42:13 GMT
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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That's all i'm hearing at the moment. Oh, and just so you know, we lost 2-0 tonight and had another red card 
;D