Post by Deleted on May 27, 2008 19:35:24 GMT
If you thought the "bad conductor" joke you should see what I wrote at school recently...
drivin down the block in ma double deck enviro
people at the back vandalisin wid a biro
my talking bus announcing the destination
131 to kingston bus station
i reach the stop and pull along side
a load of people board to come for a ride
theres a man in a wheelchair so i open the ramp
he goes into the buggy bay next to a tramp
at the next stop there's a load of sleepers
but the bus is full so i dont open the doors
the next stop is the end of the route
i turn off the engine and give the passengers the boot
now i'm at the end of my day
so i drive back to the garage near merton abbay
i park my bus, back inside
safe til tommorow when i take it for another ride
drivin down the block in ma double deck enviro
people at the back vandalisin wid a biro
my talking bus announcing the destination
131 to kingston bus station
i reach the stop and pull along side
a load of people board to come for a ride
theres a man in a wheelchair so i open the ramp
he goes into the buggy bay next to a tramp
at the next stop there's a load of sleepers
but the bus is full so i dont open the doors
the next stop is the end of the route
i turn off the engine and give the passengers the boot
now i'm at the end of my day
so i drive back to the garage near merton abbay
i park my bus, back inside
safe til tommorow when i take it for another ride
;D