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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 16:45:02 GMT
As some of you may seem Mock The Week I'm sure most of you would know how this would spin out.
I'll start off with: Things you wouldn't hear on the iBus
236 to Hackney Wick, 236 to Hackney Wick, 236 to.. Argh for f**k sake.
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Post by RM5chris on Jun 15, 2012 16:49:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2012 18:06:17 GMT
"This bus exterminates here"
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Post by Jack on Jun 15, 2012 18:12:09 GMT
H28 to what a pointless thread
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Post by bigbaddom1981 on Jun 15, 2012 18:23:43 GMT
This sounds like fun.... Bus will be held here for a short while, so that the drivers can have a chit chat while they change over Seats are available on the upper deck (on a single decker!) It is illegal to pee on the seats CCTV is in operation, so the guy in the back, stop smoking a spliff This bus is on diversion, but I don't know where I'm going The destination of this bus has changed, so I'm sorry if I lied to you earlier 192, 317, 329, N29 to Enfield Town
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Post by snoggle on Jun 15, 2012 18:44:35 GMT
"This bus is a Sexy, sexy llama llama llama llama llama. Sexy llama llama llama. Sexy llama! f**k off, duck, he's mine! Yeah. Sexy llama llama llama"
[credit to madstuntman - his tag line always make me laugh so I had to nick it for this thread]
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Post by vjaska on Jun 15, 2012 19:04:28 GMT
Please board the bus through the windows and no standing on the floor
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Post by smiler52 on Jun 15, 2012 19:58:46 GMT
this bus is not on divert please dont listen for further announcement we don't give any anyway
you must not show a valid oyster card or ticket when asked you will not be charged a penalty fare
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Post by DT 11 on Jun 15, 2012 20:25:01 GMT
320 to Smallin Slope Valley 320 to Dogford Bridge
;D ;D
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Post by VPL630 on Jun 15, 2012 20:59:54 GMT
161 To HaHa Road
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Post by Trident on Jun 15, 2012 21:25:54 GMT
473 to Deprived Woolwich
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Post by vjaska on Jun 16, 2012 4:02:55 GMT
"Kill them"
"159 to sorry I haven't got a clue but I'm sure the already peeed off driver would tell you"
"Alcohol is only permitted on the bus if your the driver"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2012 10:59:12 GMT
57 to Hell's Centre
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2012 14:35:47 GMT
This bus breaks down here.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2012 23:20:51 GMT
Unlikely Things to hear when making the New Bus for London.
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