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Post by wirewiper on Jan 2, 2020 12:29:48 GMT
Q: How do you get two whales in a bus?
A: Drive it across the Severn Bridge.
(If you don't get it, try saying it out loud!).
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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Jan 4, 2020 18:48:47 GMT
Q: How do you get two whales in a bus? A: Drive it across the Severn Bridge. (If you don't get it, try saying it out loud!). Judging by the recent change of operator on the Severn Express route, I can only suppose First are more scared of whales than Stagecoach. Either that, or Stagecoach anticipate having a whale of a time running that route.  |
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Post by wirewiper on Feb 25, 2020 9:08:02 GMT
I had a few drinks with my mates at the weekend, so I took the bus home.
That might not sound like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
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Post by wirewiper on Feb 25, 2020 17:25:31 GMT
Q: What's big and red and lies in the gutter?
A: A dead bus.
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Post by ronnie on Feb 25, 2020 22:40:18 GMT
What is the largest bus you get to see in London?
A 380
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Post by ronnie on Feb 25, 2020 22:49:55 GMT
Which bus gets closest to flying in London (by getting closest to a runway)?
A 320
(Near biggin hill airport)
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Post by george on Feb 25, 2020 22:53:08 GMT
Which bus gets closest to flying in London (by getting closest to a runway)? A 320 (Near biggin hill airport) Good one but has to be what bus gets you closest to flying in London? A 350. Terminates at Heathrow. |
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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Mar 7, 2020 21:46:19 GMT
What bus route do you catch to the dentist to get one of your wisdom teeth removed?
123
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Post by ServerKing on Apr 14, 2020 21:06:35 GMT
**BREAKING NEWS** Government asks Wrightbus not to help make Ventilators due to reliability problems.
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Bus Jokes
Apr 14, 2020 22:20:49 GMT
via mobile
Post by ronnie on Apr 14, 2020 22:20:49 GMT
Which bus is always into slimming mode?
D8 (Deight - diet)
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Post by TB123 on Apr 15, 2020 13:53:59 GMT
Does this bus go to the hospital?
Only when it isn't feeling too good.
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Post by riverside on Apr 15, 2020 14:49:54 GMT
There's the very old Liverpool joke. A woman is waiting for a bus when the 82 pulls up at the stop. Woman:'Is this bus going to Speke'. Driver:'Well,if it does it will be the first time I've heard it'.
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Post by george on Apr 17, 2020 8:19:28 GMT
Why does the 6 not like running alongside the 7?
because 7,8,9.
Yes I know this is a terrible joke but still 😁.
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Post by wirewiper on Apr 17, 2020 8:57:15 GMT
Why does the 6 not like running alongside the 7? because 7,8,9. Yes I know this is a terrible joke but still 😁. Don't give up the day job just yet  |
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Post by wirewiper on Apr 17, 2020 8:59:04 GMT
There's the very old Liverpool joke. A woman is waiting for a bus when the 82 pulls up at the stop. Woman:'Is this bus going to Speke'. Driver:'Well,if it does it will be the first time I've heard it'. Or the variant I heard: Q: How do you get the dead to speak? A: Put them on the 82 bus. |
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