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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Apr 23, 2022 22:07:56 GMT
Or if they are Southern Vectis buses, Ticket to Ryde. Buses in Twickenham prefer Strawberry Hill Forever. In Twickenham people see a woman about to board route R68 and stay on beyond Richmond. They sing to themselves She Loves Kew yeah yeah yeah  |
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Jun 18, 2022 16:06:14 GMT
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Post by tbmlondon on Jun 18, 2022 16:06:14 GMT
What route is proposed to replace the 78 south of Peckham?
None(head)
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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Jun 18, 2022 16:16:30 GMT
What route is proposed to replace the 78 south of Peckham? None(head) Q: "Transport for London, why do you plan to withdraw routes 12 & 78 and have buses on routes 148, 171 & P12 rammed? A: "Because we wish to Peckham full of disgruntled passengers" |
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Post by M1104 on Jun 18, 2022 21:42:42 GMT
What's 45 minus 45?
An overpacked 35
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Jun 18, 2022 23:39:47 GMT
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Post by ronnie on Jun 18, 2022 23:39:47 GMT
What's 45 minus 45? An overpacked 35 In tfl speak possibly positive numbers! |
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Jun 23, 2022 18:09:11 GMT
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Post by 123ToLondon on Jun 23, 2022 18:09:11 GMT
1 for(4) 7 cans in town
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Post by ServerKing on Jun 23, 2022 21:20:06 GMT
Man: Doctor, I had a bad reaction to that piles ointment you prescribed me last week.
GP: Oh dear, where did you apply it?
Man: On the bus...
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Post by LondonExplorer316 on Jun 24, 2022 19:05:33 GMT
What do bananas and RATP's buses have in common?
They're always bunched up
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Post by abellion on Jul 4, 2022 18:45:43 GMT
What do bananas and RATP's buses have in common? They're always bunched up 13, 28 and 65 flashbacks.... |
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Jul 23, 2022 13:21:41 GMT
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Post by ronnie on Jul 23, 2022 13:21:41 GMT
Q: Which is the favourite bus of vegetarian revolutionaries?
A: The 172. It goes to Brockley (broccoli!) rise
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Post by M1104 on Jul 27, 2022 10:36:20 GMT
What does ITV and LDPs have in common?
They were both the first to show 321
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Post by ServerKing on Jul 30, 2022 2:46:04 GMT
Sadiq Khan's Bank love him. They told him his credit card balance was outstanding.
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Post by ServerKing on Aug 21, 2022 22:50:00 GMT
I hopped on a 192 earlier today.
After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else.
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Post by M1104 on Oct 15, 2022 10:51:51 GMT
It's great to know they're more conductors on routes with electric buses
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Post by ronnie on May 11, 2023 16:37:30 GMT
Romford has the stops in a great order
Station (to get there) -> gardens (to roam around) -> market (to shop) -> brewery (brew / drink) -> hospital (when you drink too much). These are all the places where buses terminate
Also after the hospital you have the cemetery although thankfully no buses terminate there!
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