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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Apr 23, 2022 22:07:56 GMT
Or if they are Southern Vectis buses, Ticket to Ryde. Buses in Twickenham prefer Strawberry Hill Forever. In Twickenham people see a woman about to board route R68 and stay on beyond Richmond. They sing to themselves She Loves Kew yeah yeah yeah  |
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Jun 18, 2022 16:06:14 GMT
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Post by tbmlondon on Jun 18, 2022 16:06:14 GMT
What route is proposed to replace the 78 south of Peckham?
None(head)
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Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Jun 18, 2022 16:16:30 GMT
What route is proposed to replace the 78 south of Peckham? None(head) Q: "Transport for London, why do you plan to withdraw routes 12 & 78 and have buses on routes 148, 171 & P12 rammed? A: "Because we wish to Peckham full of disgruntled passengers" |
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Post by M1104 on Jun 18, 2022 21:42:42 GMT
What's 45 minus 45?
An overpacked 35
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Jun 18, 2022 23:39:47 GMT
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Post by ronnie on Jun 18, 2022 23:39:47 GMT
What's 45 minus 45? An overpacked 35 In tfl speak possibly positive numbers! |
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Jun 23, 2022 18:09:11 GMT
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Post by eastlondonian on Jun 23, 2022 18:09:11 GMT
1 for(4) 7 cans in town
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Post by ServerKing on Jun 23, 2022 21:20:06 GMT
Man: Doctor, I had a bad reaction to that piles ointment you prescribed me last week.
GP: Oh dear, where did you apply it?
Man: On the bus...
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Post by ElectroDekka on Jun 24, 2022 19:05:33 GMT
What do bananas and RATP's buses have in common?
They're always bunched up
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