|
|
Post by george on Apr 17, 2020 9:02:26 GMT
Why does the 6 not like running alongside the 7? because 7,8,9. Yes I know this is a terrible joke but still 😁. Don't give up the day job just yet  ha don't worry about that, stand up is my side job. 😄 |
|
|
|
Post by wirewiper on Apr 17, 2020 9:04:56 GMT
A bus pulled up with the notice "Exact fare only. Think of this bus like a telephone box".
So the passenger kicked the door in and urinated in the corner.
|
|
|
|
Post by wirewiper on Apr 22, 2020 9:08:32 GMT
If I sit two seats apart from another passenger on a bus in Los Angeles -
- am I SoCal Distancing?
|
|
|
|
Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Apr 25, 2020 13:08:49 GMT
What is buses' favourite Beatles song?
Come Together
|
|
|
|
Post by wirewiper on Apr 25, 2020 14:57:52 GMT
What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together Or if they are Southern Vectis buses, Ticket to Ryde. |
|
|
|
Post by busaholic on Apr 25, 2020 17:54:57 GMT
What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together Or if they are Southern Vectis buses, Ticket to Ryde. Buses in Twickenham prefer Strawberry Hill Forever. |
|
|
|
Post by MetrolineGA1511 on Apr 25, 2020 17:58:57 GMT
Or if they are Southern Vectis buses, Ticket to Ryde. Buses in Twickenham prefer Strawberry Hill Forever. Apart from route 267. LTs' favourite Beatles song is the album track from Beatles for Sale, I'm a Loser  |
|
|
|
Post by WSD3 on May 5, 2020 12:15:15 GMT
What "bus" crossed the ocean?
Columbus.
|
|
|
|
Post by wirewiper on May 5, 2020 12:19:28 GMT
What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus. Also the C2 (sea too - geddit? Oh please yourselves). |
|
|
|
Post by MetrolineGA1511 on May 9, 2020 8:16:40 GMT
What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus. Also the C2 (sea too - geddit? Oh please yourselves). What do bus enthusiasts who at Parliament Hill Fields bump into eachother for the first time in a while say? Long time no C2.  |
|
|
|
Post by MetrolineGA1511 on May 23, 2020 22:13:12 GMT
I wish I'd forgotten this joke from a schoolteacher. It is not one of mine - honest - but I do apologise for RATP enthusiasts and staff for this.
What happens if you pour chlorophyll on potatoes? You Turnham Green!
Anyway, despite that, I do wish you all a happy Spring Bank Holiday.
|
|
|
|
Post by ronnie on Jul 21, 2020 15:07:40 GMT
Q; Which bus route do singles in London take if they are actively looking for companionship?
A: they go on a D8
|
|
|
|
Post by wirewiper on Aug 3, 2020 11:34:45 GMT
Not a bus joke, but -
Q: How does Sherlock Holmes remember his postcode?
A: It's LE10 2RE, my dear Watson!
|
|
|
|
Post by tbmlondon on Mar 21, 2022 23:13:13 GMT
Based on a dad joke:
Why is route 69 afraid of route 70?
Because 69 and 70 had a fight and 71.
(70 won)
|
|
|
|
Post by Tangy on Apr 17, 2022 13:31:49 GMT
Surprised I have not found this thread earlier.
Q: Why are ADL double deckers the most reliable buses on the road?
A: because they have been Trident tested
-----------------------------
Q: Which bus should you take to the dentist?
A: The 230 (tooth hurty)
|
|
